Right, that's it from me - thanks for your company and have a nice rest of night.
- BAS - LUD
- PSG - ARS
- BEN - BJK
- DKY - NAP
- BAR - CEL
- PSV - ATL
- BMU - ROS
Full-time everywhere, so:
What a miss! Corner down the right, Cavani flicks on at the near post, and there's Marquinhos at the back, screwing a header wide.
RED CARD GIROUD! RED CARD VERRATTI! Both are booked - Grioud put his hand in Verratti's face off the ball, Verratti went down and perhaps retaliated with a trip. Looked wholesome enough to me.
GOAL! BENFICA 1-1 BESIKTAS (TALISCA) What a goal this is, left-footed free-kick pasted home by a man on loan from one club to t'other.
GOAL! BAYERN MUNICH 5-0 FC ROSTOV (BERNAT) Bernat runs thirty yards with the ball, then shifts it wide for Ribery. He paints a delicate little cross back inside, and there's Bernat to sweep it home.
Into injury time in Paris, where Alexis Sanchez is clutching his back. That really would be the height of Arsenal.
GOAL! BARCELONA 7-0 CELTIC (SUAREZ) Iniesta slides a ball inside Gamboa for Messi, who immediately slides a cross in for Suarez, who immediately slides a finish into the far corner. This one is over, I'd say.
Gimenez is having a superb game for Atleti tonight, which probably explains why Arsene Wenger signed Mustafi instead.
Iwobi suddenly has a look at goal, left of centre and inside the box. He tries a low curler, but Areola shoves it away.
Cavani has missed again. Found by Pastore's through-ball, this time he did try to round Ospina, who did well to intercept.
GOAL! BASEL 1-1 LUDOGORETS (STEFFEN) A cross from the right flicks off a head, and Steffen does well to read the flight and guide a volley into the net,.
GOAL! PSG 1-1 ARSENAL (SANCHEZ) That's what happens when you miss your chances. Arsenal prompted and probed outside the box, then Ozil arced back a wonderful low cross for Iwobi. His low drive was parried, but Sanchez picked up the loose ball and panelled a finish that sets up a serious last ten minutes.
GOAL! BARCELONA 6-0 CELTIC (SUAREZ) This is run-of-the-mill brilliant. Neymar, on the left, eases infield and swings in a cross the near post. Suarez chests it down, volleys, and in it goes.
The games with lots of goals are winding down; the close ones are winding up.
Edinson Cavani hates finishing. Rabiot does superbly, carrying the ball past two men, before a succession of bobbles sends Cavani in on Ospina. With the keeper close to the ball, he ought to have gone round him, but instead bumped it into him.
Sydorchuk, who almost lobbed Pepe Reina from halfway in the first moments of the game, has now been sent-off for a second yellow - he dove for a penalty in useless fashion.
Lovely from Iwobi, exchanging passes with Sanchez and sashaying into the PSG box. But just as he's preparing to shoot, Marquinhos robs him with a perfectly timed slide tackle.
GOAL! BAYERN MUNICH 4-0 FC ROSTOV (KIMMICH) Bernat crosses from the left and Kimmich, starting in his preferred position in midfield, flashes a header into the far corner.
GOAL! BARCELONA 5-0 CELTIC (MESSI) The great man twinkles through midfield and finds Suarez on the right. He squares a low cross for Neyman, but Messi slides in ahead of him to complete his hat-trick.
WHAT A GOAL! BARCELONA 4-0 CELTIC (INIESTA) Neymar stretches down the left by-line and dinks a cross to the edge of the box, whereupon Iniesta punishes a volley into the roof of the net.
Napoli are playing beautifully in Kiev now, keeping the ball calmly before leaping into attacking action.
GOAL! BAYERN MUNICH 3-0 FC ROSTOV (KIMMICH) Lovely cross from Costa, low and hard from the left, and Kimmich is first to slide into it.
Shockingly, a single hoof has befuddled the entire Arsenal defence, sending Di Maria gambolling through the middle. But Monreal is in pursuit and finds the perfect balance to foul but not foul him to the ground and his shot dribbles wide.
Arsenal have found their passing game, and given PSG's record so far this season, it might not take much for them to reverse the flow of the game.
GOAL! BARCELONA 3-0 CELTIC (NEYMAR) Free-kick from the edge of the box, let of centre. It's not in the corner, it's not that hard and not that high, but De Vries can only palm it in.
Arsenal have roused themselves. Alexis is back on the left, after a spell in the middle, and amazingly, he is now playing properly.
MSN has got to be the worst acronym in football history; could only be usurped if Icardi, Cavani and Quaresma played together.
You've got to laugh - 2-0-up, Barcelona bring Rakitic off and Iniesta on.
Our players are almost upon us.
Oh, but before I go, Munich are now 2-0-up. Alaba swung in a cross from the left and Muller met it on the half-volley to turn it into the far corner. Expertise, that.
Right, half-time all over. See you presently.
GOAL! KIEV 1-2 NAPOLI (MILIC) Napoli have woken up, and after Callejon's header is headed off the line, Milic bobbles his in.
Guardado misses a penalty for Eindhoven! Gimenez is meant to have fouled Hendriz - he did not - and Oblak saves easily enough.
GOAL! BASEL 0-1 LUDOGORETS (CAFU) Well, who'd have picked that.
PSV 0-1 ATLETICO MADRID Saul is such a player. Atleti win a corner, Gimenez and Propper clash heads, and eventually the ball breaks to Saul, who karate kicks home.
Hummels attacks the ball following a corner and sees his powerful header saved while taking a boot to the coupon. He'll be reet.
GOAL! DYNAMO KIEV 1-1 NAPOLI (MILIC) Napoli's first decent attack, more or less, and a left-wing cross goes deep to the back post, where Milic heads home.
What a miss! Verratti, who has dominated midfield, slides a through ball for Cavani that's poked into his path by the sliding Monreal. He's onto it quickly too and runs across Ospina, then somehow screws his shot wide of the empty net and near post.
In the real world, Barcelona are still passing like you can't believe.
Atletico are having the better of an open game in Eindhoven, but it's goalless.
GOAL! BARCELONA 2-0 CELTIC (MESSI) What an expletive goal this is! Messi starts on the right, ambles to the left, plays a double one-two with Neymar who from in front of goal squares to him. Surrounded by about six defenders, he tucks into the empty net. Boy can play.
GOAL! BAYERN MUNICH 1-0 FC ROSTOV (LEWANDOWSKI, PEN) Someone was held at a corner, the ref pointed to the stop, and Lewandowski showed Dembele how it's done, ignoring the keeper to slam in the left side-netting, halfway up.
GOAL! KIEV 1-0 NAPOLI (GARMASH, 26) A deep cross was nodded back, and there was yerman to swivel, hook and finish.
DEMBELE MISSES! Oh dear. Ter Stegen did all manner of dancing on the line, and instead of pasting it past him, Dembele decided to take his time and pick his spot. Caught in the supermarket, he shovelled a tame effort centre-left, and it was saved easily.
PENALTY TO CELTIC! AFTER WONDERFUL BUILD-UP PLAY! Ter Stegen slid out, up-ended Dembele, and he'll take the kick himself.
I, for one, am shocked that Mustafi, a German not poached by Bayern Munich, isn't all that.
Only joking. And he does well to win a header following a Cazorla corner, finding Sanchez who forces Aurier to block.
Surprisingly, Kiev are giving Napoli a going-over; Yarmolenko has just curled a free-kick over the bar.
Messi swings over a vicious, spitting inswinging cross from the right - it really is a nasty piece of work - and, by strange coincidence, Luis Suarez is at the back post, sliding in. He misses by a tooth's breadth.
Celtic have settled into their 5-4-1-1 and are looking much more solid now. Until they concede again, obviously.
Angel di Maria is starting to motor. First, a delectable backheel sends Rabiot in - his shot is blocked by Koscielny - and then he finds more space, his cross-shot flapped away by Ospina. Arsenal are getting a serious chasing here.
GOAL! BENFICA 1-0 BESIKTAS (CERVI, 14) Salvio shoots low and hard from an acute angle, it's pushed out, and there's Cervi to bundle in.
Verratti jumps in on Coquelin and does well to escape with a yellow; Coquelin writhes like Klinsmann while Verratti argues that it's only his first yellow-card worthy challenge.
Barcelona nearly score again - they are going to donate Celtic such a kicking.
GOAL! BARCELONA 1-0 CELTIC (MESSI, 3) Well, that didn't take long, did it. Neymar plays Messi into the box on its left side and drills a riser into the far top corner.
GOAL! PSG 1-0 ARSENAL (CAVANI 2) Well, that didn't take long did it. Aurier blazed down the right, crossed to the near post, and there was Mustafi picking his nose while Cavani flashed home a header.